Dina Lohan--Get A Grip!
First, there were the strung-out pics of Lindsay--but rumor has it Dina likes to party right alongside her twenty-year-old daughter, so appealing to her motherly impulses was the wrong approach.
But now, an actual grown-up has called miss thang on her BS, and now suddenly Dina has developed motherly impulses for her daughter:
Dina on whether there was any truth to Lindsay's claim of being sick: "Lindsay was in 105 (degree weather) saying, 'Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint.' She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can't breathe. I'm a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child…I don't feel it should be aired out and everyone should know. It's personal."
ummm, if you're really going to try to start acting like Lindsay's mother, how about getting her to quit smoking if "she has asthma" and you "care so much" about her health?
and can someone please try to rescue Aliana, the tiny lohan in the photo, before it's too late? perhaps there is some safe place for her and Jamie Lynn Spears to mature to the ripe old age of 21 before their first scandal?