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Monday, July 31, 2006

Dina Lohan--Get A Grip!


First, there were the strung-out pics of Lindsay--but rumor has it Dina likes to party right alongside her twenty-year-old daughter, so appealing to her motherly impulses was the wrong approach.

But now, an actual grown-up has called miss thang on her BS, and now suddenly Dina has developed motherly impulses for her daughter:

Dina on whether there was any truth to Lindsay's claim of being sick: "Lindsay was in 105 (degree weather) saying, 'Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint.' She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can't breathe. I'm a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child…I don't feel it should be aired out and everyone should know. It's personal."

ummm, if you're really going to try to start acting like Lindsay's mother, how about getting her to quit smoking if "she has asthma" and you "care so much" about her health?

and can someone please try to rescue Aliana, the tiny lohan in the photo, before it's too late? perhaps there is some safe place for her and Jamie Lynn Spears to mature to the ripe old age of 21 before their first scandal?

Fun Find

The Mini Candy Grabber

This mini Candy Grabber is like having your very own diet control method on your desktop - now you have to earn your chocolates! Once you've popped one of the tokens in the slot, you have just one minute and fifteen seconds (but who’s counting) to manoeuvre your grabber into position using the three levers, grab your candy and release it down the shoot. In order to stop you cheating, the hole in the top through which you load your sweets is too small for sticky little fingers!

get your own candy grabber here!
Candy Grabber

back together...


As if all of the on-again-off-again relationships in Hollywood weren't enough to follow, Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds have hopped on the bandwagon of rekindling their romance. No word on if their wedding is back on or not...my guess is no.

Rank Em

Inspired by this Tori picture:
If for some god awful reason you had to witness one of these couples making out on the street, which Tinsletown couple would make you want to barf in your mouth more?

Your choices are-
1. Tori and Dean
2. Jude and Sienna
3. Justin and Cameron
4. Brit and KFed

Cariel's list: Jude/Sienna, Brit/Kev, JT/Cameron, Tori/Dean

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5120/1143/1600/1torisoho36sz.jpghey Sean -- you like craps?

The Tini Lounge


Pajama Party Martini

INGREDIENTS:
3 oz Vodka
6 oz 7-Up Soda
1 piece Skittle Candy

DIRECTIONS:
Place the skittles, or other fruity chewy candy in the bottom of a martini glass then pour 7-up and vodka. Enjoy!

The Jackman Family Outing


Check out how cute Hugh Jackman and his fam are on the beach over the weekend! Hugh took his wife, baby, and supper mop head son to a beach in Sydney, Australia this past Saturday. Not only is this family adorable, but they look like they are having a blast - and that's what counts most!

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hugh-jackman-shirtless.jpg

Who Looks Better - Janet or Janet?

Janet has just released the art for her new album cover. Don't get me wrong I think she looks hot and all, I just don't really like it that much because it's been air brushed all to hell. So which look do you like better? Airbrushed Janet, or old school real deal Janet?

Janet Jackson cover

The Class of Trash


“She was the most beautiful bride I'’ve ever seen – like a modern-day Brigitte Bardot,” Jimmy Choo told PEOPLE about Anderson, who wore a white string bikini to her nuptials. “Kid Rock was a total rock star. He gave her a good kiss. Everybody was crying.” Adds Elton John’s husband David Furnish: “It was a real rock n’ roll wedding."

Aw man, why does PEOPLE have to edit quotes like that? Why couldn't they have just published what David Furnish really said, "It was a real white trash wedding."?

The Coolest Weekend Accessory



Miss Brit was in Vegas over the weekend sporting some god awful wing necklace just about every day she was there. I guess I should stop complaining about her choice of accessories though because at least the poor girl remembered to wear some shoes!

Words Of Wisdom


"One of the tricks I've learned over the years is that I can milk a great style to the last possible second. Honestly, after he does my hair, I won't do anything to it for - wait for it - two weeks. My hair doesn't get greasy very fast, so I can go a good ten days without washing it."

-Julia Roberts on the way she loves what her hairdresser (Serge Normant) does to her hair

Saturday, July 29, 2006

*QUIZ TIME*


Stay away from the garlic...
Nibble on someone's neck...
And hide your crucifix...
It is time to find out your VAMPIRE NAME!

Diane is: Empress of Whores

(HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

What did you get???

Friday, July 28, 2006

Take That Blohan!



I love it when immature spoiled brats get called out on being the piece of trash that they really are! This letter is from the CEO of Morgan Creek Pictures, the production company behind Georgia Rule that stars none other than Lindsay Lohan herself. In the letter the CEO explains how everyone is sick of dealing with Miss Priss and even threatens to sue her if she doesn't show up to work, or for that matter to work on time. The CEO also calls out Lindsay on her recent partying and blaming it on "heat exhaustion".

What a great start to the weekend folks!

credit dlisted and smoking gun

The Tini Lounge


The Bikini Barbie Martini

INGREDIENTS:
1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum
1/2 oz Strawberry Liqueur
5 oz Pineapple Juice

DIRECTIONS:
Pour all ingredients into martini glass over ice. Enjoy!!

Fun Find


Your Celebrity Face Recognition

Ever wanted to know which celebrity your face structure most resembled? Just bored on a Friday morning? Whatever the case, MyHeritage.com has created extensive face recognition technology just for celebrities. It's free and fun to use. Just upload a photo of your face and see which celebrity your face is closest to!

myheritage celebrity face recognition

Who Looks Better - Jessica or Jessica?


It seems that Jess has changed her mind on what photo will appear on her new album,“A Public Affair.” She is now going with the more subdued tshirt photo instead of the sexy cleavage shot. I really don't understand the point of changing pics since no one who is going to buy the album will care, but whatever! Which shot do you like best?

Not So Pretty Look of The Day



Is it just me or does Nicky Hilton's body look like a squashed pancake here? That bikini top sure does nothing for her! In that case neither does hanging out with Brandon Davis, who she was spotted hanging at the pool with here.

Words Of Wisdom


"Gwyneth is lovely but she is, in the nicest sense, in another world. Personal chefs prepared her macrobiotic food but the food was delicious - even brownies with no chocolate! She practiced yoga so she was incredibly flexible. I didn't have to do that but we did have a cast 'group hug' every night. It is so not British, but it was OK."

-Sara Stewart, Gwyneth's co-star in the modest London play "Proof."

Simon Cowell Gets Put In The Dog Pound For Cheating w/ 21yr Old


The votes are in America… and they show that Simon Cowell is not a good boyfriend.

According to the British tabs, Simon has been cheating on his girlfriend, entertainment reporter Terri Seymour. The object of Simon's affection? A 21-year-old British reality TV star named Jasmine Lennard. Apparently Jazzy – who has a b-friend – was dropped off in a limo at Simon's London mansion at midnight on Wednesday morning. Despite the temperatures, she was wearing a big fur coat. But when she got inside, she is said to have stripped it off to reveal nothing but lingerie. She stayed until the morning, but when she left she was photographed by a waiting paparazzo.

Hilariously, Simon's rep insists that the late-night get together was "a meeting to discuss TV projects." According to The Daily Blabber, they also know of at least one other time when Mr. Simon and their friend of a friend actually hooked up last year. They met at a wedding and went home together. They didn't sleep together… but that wasn't from a lack of trying on Simon's part.

credit daily blabber

Rock on Uncle Jesse!


I love it that John Stamos is still jamming with the Beach Boys! This picture is from a recent concert in Atlanta. It brings me back to the days of Jesse and the Rippers!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

What Are Your Boobies' Names?

In need of a little pick me up this Thursday afternoon? Why not take some time out of that busy schedule to have some fun with this boobie name generator!

get your boobies' names here
Cariel's are Yin and Yang

It's Gonna Be A Boy for Heidi and Seal


Seal announced that him and wifey Heidi are currently expecting a baby boy! Seal made the revelation whilst onstage performing at a concert in Germany, saying that he was looking forward to the birth of "the little boy".

Congrats to these two on their new little seal pup!

YIKES!


Barbra Streisand is looking ROUGH these days.
Babs I think you need a serious day of shopping and being pampered at the salon and spa!
Lord knows you need it!!!

The Tini Lounge



G-Spot Martini

INGREDIENTS:
2 oz Citron Vodka
1/2 oz Grapefruit Juice
1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
1 splash Grand Marnier Orange Liqueur

DIRECTIONS:
Shake ingredients with ice and pour into chilled martini glass. Garnish with one fresh rasberry, and enjoy!

Most Repulsive Look of the Day

RETRO FITTED photo
I don't care what movie this is for, Kiera Knightly looks absolutely appalling from that wicked smirk on her face to the wench shoes on her feet! I bet if Johnny Depp was starring in that movie with her she'd force herself to at least look decent!!

Fun Find

NIGHTMARE SNATCHER JOURNALS
NIGHTMARE SNATCHER JOURNALS

These friendly monsters are fun for both adults and kids alike! Just write, or draw your fears and nightmares onto the tea stained pages to help ease your worst worries. The furry creations will then "gobble them up" so you won't have to worry about them any longer!

Get your own monster here!

Another One Bites The Dust...


Not that we realized he was married before, but now Prince and his wife Manuela Testolini Nelson are divorcing.

The divorce papers were actually filed on May 24, which makes Prince's divorce this year's best kept secret! With a drama king such as himself we're surprised we didn't hear of this spllit much sooner!

Words Of Wisdom



"She's one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life. She's an absolute beauty and she's Daddy's little girl. She's beautiful and they're very happy and they need to be left alone. She's the cutest little baby. She's got a head full of black, beautiful hair."

-Jada Pinkett Smith claims she and her husband have visited baby Suri twice at Cruise and Holmes' Beverly Hills, California, home.

The Hoff Showed Up Drunk For Airplane Ride


David Hasselhoff was barred from boarding a flight to Los Angeles because he showed up too drunk at London's Heathrow airport, according to reports.

Witnesses tell British newspaper The Sun Hasselhoff, who claims to have beaten his battle with booze, was clearly inebriated and his behavior startled them. One source, who saw the actor pick up the boss of the airport's duty free shop, said, "He seemed merry. He's a huge fella and the manageress is tiny. He picked her up then put her down."

Wow, how manly of him! I'm sure his blue eyed stare combined with his gun show melted her heart immediately!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Slutastic Look Of The Day


If you've got it why not flaunt it? (Pudge that is!)

Here is Miss Jackson at a photocall in Berlin to promote her first single 'Call on Me.'

Nothing screams slutastic like a muffin top, ruffled bra, and squished up cleavage!

Why Does She Bother Checking Out???


In breaking news...Miss Lindsay Lohan is in the hospital AGAIN!
She was brought to the hospital because she was dehydrated and overheated.
This happened in L.A. where she was filming her new movie, "Georgia Rule." She was supposedly filming in 105 degree weather for 12 hours...what, can't LiLo get a water break??? Damn that Garry Marshall is tough!

Shiloh Is Added To The Wax Museum



Check out this wax doll of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt at Madame Tussauds in New York City. Is this not the freakiest family photo you've ever seen? If you ask me the wax artists did not pay enough attention to details because in the original photo the baby was the ugliest one - not the parents!

Nick in NYC


Is he hailing a cab...or hitchhiking???
Yeah...I'm not sure either...

Fun Find


PERSONAL RECIPE CARD EMBOSSER

Now you can jot down your fave recipes on your own custom embossed recipe cards! Choose from single initial, name or sizzling skillet, "Kitchen of" embosser, and personalize with any name! (up to 18 characters/spaces).

get yours here!

Fergie and Josh Split?!


According to these pics taken over the weekend it looks like our fave hottie Josh Duhamel has called it quits with the Fergster. Or she doesn't know about his buttastic pool parties! The pics were taken in his Brentwood backyard pool this past Sunday.

The Tini Lounge



PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY MARTINI

DIRECTIONS:
2 parts Vodka
1 part Black Currant Liqueur
1 part Hazelnut Liqueur
1 part Strawberry Puree
1 strawberry

DIRECTIONS:
Shake with ice and strain to a chilled martini glass. Garnish with strawberry.



Lance is OUT


Like we didn't know that this was coming...
Lance Bass has finally come out...and tells all to People Magazine in their newest issue.
Are you shocked by this story??? I'm not.

Words Of Wisdom


"I mean as much as I don't want to be ageist or fattist, it's dark out there but it's not that dark. I've no idea who that guy was - but thank you very much, who ever he was."

-GEORGE MICHAEL explains his 'Bernard Manning'' (veteran British comedian) description of the man he was spotted 'prowling' London's Hampstead Heath with last week

Are You More Cat or Dog?


It's the age old question that now you can have an answer to! Take this quiz to find out which animal your most like!

Are You More Cat or Dog Quiz

Cariel is 60% dog, 40% cat

Tori Spelling To Inherit Pebbles Not Pennies


As just about everyone in the gossip world knows, Tori Spelling’s TV producer father, Aaron Spelling passed away recently leaving a $500million fortune.

However, US Weekly has learned that former rich girl Tori will only receive a $200,000 cash inheritance from her father's estate, combined with around $600,000 in private investments…deffinitly not enough to keep her Gucci handbags if she wants to continue to live the lifestyle!

Ken Baker, US Weekly's West Coast executive editor said of the inheritance: "Aaron's estate is estimated to be around $500 million, that means that Tori will only receive .16 percent of the Spelling fortune." US Weekly have also claimed that Spelling’s will was changed just four months before he died. Baker continued: "Alzheimer’s was listed as a contributing factor in his death so he may not have been of sound mind when he revised the will four months before he died,"Tori, I'm told will contest the will. However, the will has a no contest clause, so it could be a really messy fight."

credit entertainmentwise

Orlando is Coo-Coo, but not for Cocoa Puffs



Orlando Bloom seems to be Coo-Coo over Kate Bosworth, and we're not sure in a good way!
Word on the street is that the strange boy spends so much time away from girlfriend Kate Bosworth that he carries a doll modeled on her around with him. The 29-year-old has been clinging to a figurine made to promote her role as Lois Lane in new movie Superman Returns wherever he goes, much to the embarrassment of the real Bosworth.

The actress says, "He loves it. He carries with him everywhere he goes. We've had some strange looks, but he won't leave it. It looks nothing like me, but he thinks she looks cute."

Sorry but I disagree Kate, I don't think its cute - it's wacko!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Dina Lohan--WAKE UP!!!


No mother should be getting any sleep at night if her *20 year old* daughter looks like this.








Was cute Lindsay in 'Freaky Friday' really just three years ago?