Britney Spears did a photo shoot, for the upcoming issue of OK!
magazine. The magazine and a lot of the bloggers who know about the shoot, are promising something juicy. They say Britney was a complete wreck! No surprise there really, but out of all the incidents, this one is a winner.
She shows up three hours later, but that's really nothing. So let's begin with her new puppy, who is soooo cute by the way! She named it London, and I am absolutely loving the name. The little pup hasn't been trained, and probably never will before dropping off the face of this planet, with her chihuahua. So he was leaving puddles and stuff all over the place, and Britney would clean up after it... with a Chanel dress. Yeah that's right, a Chanel dress.
Then when choosing the outfits to wear for the photo shoots, she was adament about wearing outfits too small for her. Never attractive. The graphic artists got a lot of work cut out for them.
Her other eccentricities include going around mumbling in baby talk, which I could actually picture. She has that nasaly whiny sort of voice about her, I guess. But along with the baby talk, you get to see her fondle herself. She couldnt' keep her hands off herself. If the grabbing her breasts wasn't enough, she had to grab.. well other regions.
Anyway, in between the baby talk and fondling if she had to use the bathroom, she would just run right over and do her business... with the door wide open.
Aside from all of that, when they finally got the ex-pop princess to sit down and finally pose for a shoot, after a few frames she got paranoid and started accusing people of talking about her. She said she wasn't expecting so many people at the photo shoot and couldn't handle the pressure of everyone making such a "big production" of the whole thing.
Seeing as they didn't get so many shots in, for the cover, so the word is the magazine is frantically scrambling for something to work with, seeing as she was supposed to be their cover story.
I'm wondering in what kind of time span this all took place. Could you imagine it took place in 30 minutes? Um... It's a sad day in the gossiping world when Kevin Federline is actually looking normal right about now.img
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